February 2012
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what i have written for nyc cops
he had the badge ID covered in black tape,  irish dude, spends his weekends in black face smackin immigrants askin em the how crack tastes mushed his pregnant wife face while she lactate overseeing the rat race, goes to cape cod when manhattan feel too fast paced now he hate got disgraced, odd and out of place victor told me what happen w them bart cops i told him yo i aint ever met a...
Feb 25th
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Anonymous asked: yoooo you've lost loads of weight and you look great! as a chubby indian myself i've always had shit from people and i just want to lose weight and feel and look good, what motivated you to start exercising and eating good?
Feb 23rd
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Feb 21st
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Anonymous asked: Mr. Suri, I have recently become enthralled by Mr. Vazquez's and your music. I'm currently doing a close reading of many of your songs and I have come to an interesting conclusion. As a classicist your songs remind me of the poetry of the great Hellenistic poet Kallimachos for their erudition, use of literary devices, and metrical techniques. Kallimachos' style could most readily be...
Feb 21st
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Anonymous asked: you think whitney up in heaven wit michael? Heems, make sense of this nigga..
Feb 18th
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Anonymous asked: I've been using this drug that I was prescribed called Norco (basically Vicodin with less acetaminophen) and my mom thinks I'm getting addicted. How much is too much?
Feb 18th
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Feb 9th
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Anonymous asked: listening to nyc cops and reading the lyrics made me feel really distressed, almost on the verge of tears and i don't know if it was the subject matter or the way you presented it but fuck
Feb 8th
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Anonymous asked: Who did the production for Big Fucking Baby? I'm really liking "Gandhi Mandhi Mandhi."
Feb 8th
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Anonymous asked: i usually do a pretty good job of calling my friend out when she says stupid/racist shit. but there are times when she can be sly about it. i never really know what to say to her when she does that so i usually just shut up or talk about something else. i don't even know how to call her out in those kinds of situations. what would you do?
Feb 8th
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Anonymous asked: do you think it's a big problem that our generation has totally different personalities online and in person?
Feb 7th
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Anonymous asked: hey im indian, in my early 20's. my bro an i didnt take the route of a dr. or some shit, so my rents have never really accepted what i do. (i am in music) do u think its hopeless to believe that they will someday respect what i do? no matter the accolades I receive... im not famous, but there are som impressive signifiers... of course my parents recognizing or knowing the significance...
Feb 7th
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Anonymous asked: Over the past few months, I became good friends with this really chill Kiwi – we like the same music and share the same humour but recently I have noticed a few racial remarks from her about Indians and turbans. The other day she asked me if I was an extra on Bend It Like Beckham. I can’t tell whether it is ignorance or if she think it is funny. She is always sending me pics of people...
Feb 7th
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Anonymous asked: your advice to that dude (exercise, hang out with your family, read, smoke a cigarette) reminded me of something I read on gordon gartrell a long time ago called like "dealing with the anxiety of late capitalism" and I realized I've been doing that for like year and don't really know what to do now. like I'm not going to kill myself but I'm spinning my wheels and...
Feb 7th
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Anonymous asked: yo you're real good at hindi right? I've been trying to find a translation for jane woh kaise log the from pyaasa but I cannot find one. Could ya translate it?
Feb 7th
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Anonymous asked: Hey Heems, Do you think Pitchfork's mediocre review of your mediocre album was acceptable? Also, X is a different color than Y are they obligated to hate each other?
Feb 7th
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Anonymous asked: WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL GET ME RICH FASTER A LAW DEGREE OR AN MBA? IT'S ALL RELATIVE, BUT TELL ME HEEMS.
Feb 7th
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SPIN: Heems - 'Nehru Jackets' →
no-trivia: Reviewed Heems’ ridiculously great, Queens rap-indebted mixtape for SPIN. It was given the “essential” tag, which it totally deserves. There are a few words about Kool A.D.’s The Palm Wine Drinkard in there as well. Dunno, I feel like people are really underrating Nehru Jackets. Go back to it if you thought it was “too long” or whatever. Super positive review of Nehru Jackets in...
Feb 7th
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“The story is, in 2008 I kind of shut off to hiphop. It felt like a total let...”
– Mike Finito Read the full interview  (via dasracistilluminati)
Feb 7th
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raaunaaaq asked: i have begun questioning the teachings of elijah muhammed and the authenticity of w.d. fard. should i befriend the yakub produced white devil that lives next to me as a sign of camaraderie?
Feb 7th
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Anonymous asked: heems what's your favorite subway to ride, the L train *zzzzzzzzz* or the 7 train?
Feb 7th
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Anonymous asked: dr's jus a lame knockoff of m.i.a. and u know it. like "ek shaneesh" is basically "bird flu"
Feb 7th
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Anonymous asked: what's your favorite movie?
Feb 7th
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pandamosity asked: How do you feel about white devils incorrectly rocking keffiyehs?
Feb 7th
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Feb 2nd
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Anonymous asked: Hey man, i'm an illegal immigrant and im finishing high school soon. Illegal immigrants don't really have anything after high school. I want to go to college so badly but my situation makes this difficult. I've started to lose hope and don't know what to do with my life. Any word of advice?
Feb 2nd
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Big Baby Gandhi - "Hi It's Me, Baby"
tandemmagazine: MP3: Big Baby Gandhi - “Hi It’s Me, Baby” Hot Sugar, producer of “Sleep” on the The Roots’ Undun LP, is currently at work in the studio with Das Racist protege, Big Baby Gandhi. Check out the track above for a neat glimpse into the project. Will be out in the near future on Greedhead.
Feb 2nd
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Anonymous asked: Last year I tried to kill myself because I was unhappy about life and how it was turning out. This year, people are making fun of me over the fact that I failed to kill myself and it's making me sad. I don't know what to do.
Feb 2nd
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Anonymous asked: Hey Heems, i'm getting old(i'm 21) and I don't give a fuck about ANYTHING. I mean, literally nothing interests me/excites me/gets me going. I am also a virgin. Should I kill myself?
Feb 2nd
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commonhyroglifics asked: When the fuck did this become an advice blog?. Hey, heems followers, quit being bitches. He makes good music. So just enjoy it already.
Feb 1st
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posvibez asked: Massive props for getting the carnegie hall gig man. IT'S GETTING BIG !
Feb 1st
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chapelofthechimes asked: Hi. I just wanted to say that I appreciate that you exist. I appreciate your perspective (and your music) and think that it's great that you can express how you view/feel about the world and the people in it. I think it's unfortunate that you often (generally) get pegged as a spokesperson for non-white people and it sucks that a lot of people think it's your duty somehow to educate...
Feb 1st
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